October 12, 2004

Body of Michael Moore (no not THAT one, darn it) found after 40 days missing

49 year old Michael Moore's body was found this week near a Queens highway where it was thrown after smashing into a concrete barrier. The Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle he was riding was found nearby.

The decomposed body of Michael Moore, 49, was discovered facedown in a patch of 6-foot-tall grass between the Whitestone Expressway and the Cross Island Parkway in Malba, cops and witnesses said. He was about 10 feet from the southbound lane of the parkway, which carries more than 100,000 vehicles every day.

Moore's beloved green-and-black Kawasaki Ninja was nearby, cops and witnesses said.

Moore, a motorcycle-riding bus driver, had been missing for the past 40 days.

Damn. I feel for his family.

Although one can wish that it was Fatass, I doubt that there is a moving bike that could support the weight of his fat butt, let alone a helmet that could fit his fat head.

(Courtesy The Dead Pool)

Posted by mhking at October 12, 2004 12:31 PM

Wow... how classy...

Posted by: jab at October 12, 2004 01:33 PM

Crack me up!!!

You are probably correct about both (bike and helmet) Can you imagine him juggling around on a motorcycle? ewwwww

Got a great picture for you, tho. Check it out.


Posted by: firstbrokenangel at October 12, 2004 02:34 PM

Ah, schadenfruede, thy name is conservative...

That you can wish anyone dead is as pathetic as that lame-ass 'cartoon' posted by firstbrokenangel.

Honestly, can any conservative give a criticism of Michael Moore that doesn't solely involve his weight problem?

This is just sad...

Posted by: Jack Frost at November 19, 2004 07:26 PM

Michael, check out this story on CNN....It's the little things that count, he he he he....

Posted by: CrzyDJM at November 24, 2004 05:50 AM
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