May 21, 2004

Doesn't the Bible say "Anoint him with oil?"

From Eugene, OR (those crazy left coasters): 19 year-old Angela Morris gets into an argument with her boyfriend over a verse in the Bible.

She gets up to go make herself some french fries.

Hapless boyfriend follows, still yammering away.

While she's cooking, he grabs her from behind, pissing her off even more.

Then he goes to sleep (idiot!).

Still pissed, she goes to the room where he's sleeping and pours the boiling oil over him!

Morris is in jail on $250,000 bail for domestic violence assault. The boyfriend is in hospital with severe burns on his neck, face & chest.

Where's Al Green when you need him?

Posted by mhking at May 21, 2004 05:13 PM

Nah, these weren't Southerners. Al Green became acquainted with the weapon of Southern females: hot grits.

Posted by: Donnah at May 21, 2004 09:02 PM
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