October 02, 2004

I REALLY could say something here, but you can caption it so much better....

When John Kerry does stuff like this, he just begs for really bad captions. I could say something really bad here, but I'll leave it to you to caption this one. I'll award a "No-Prize" (back from when Marvel really was Marvel) on Tuesday. Excelsior!

Posted by mhking at October 2, 2004 08:12 PM

Pull my finger.

Posted by: Blogster at October 2, 2004 08:57 PM

Senator Kerry attempts to find his head in the last place he left it...

Posted by: songstress7 at October 2, 2004 09:01 PM

good one songstress.

Posted by: Joshua at October 2, 2004 09:48 PM

"The Senator's flip was quickly turning into a flop."

Posted by: Me at October 3, 2004 01:40 AM

“I've had one position, one consistent position.”

Posted by: Watcher at October 3, 2004 01:55 AM

Is that real?

Posted by: kimberley at October 3, 2004 11:58 AM

Isn't this how they do it at Lambert Field?

Posted by: LJ at October 3, 2004 03:52 PM

"Hey Hillary - Are you sure the Kennedy's did it this way?"

Posted by: GMRoper at October 3, 2004 06:43 PM

Proving his support of gun owners, Senator Kerry displays his familiarity with the shotgun.

Posted by: Mara at October 3, 2004 10:21 PM

1) It's the usual scene on the playground:
Kerry: "Hey guys, look what I can do!"
Other 1: "Someone remind me again why we support this clown?"
Other 2: "Hey, look, um... away from over there!"

2)Kerry gets practice for brown nosing the UN...

3) [in bad taste, but it sure was funny!]

Posted by: MetallicaRat at October 4, 2004 02:19 AM

Captain's Quarters stole your caption contest...

There are some funny captions over there though.

Posted by: Joshua at October 8, 2004 08:55 PM

"Security this is Jennifer. Mister Kerry has snapped his DEPENDS drawstrings again. Could you divert the press's attention and bring me a fresh pair"

Posted by: Patrick Deck at November 14, 2004 03:11 AM