August 30, 2004

Michael "Fatass" Moore tries to crash RNC floor

Filmmaker Michael Moore, brandishing a messenger's pass, tried to get past Secret Service agents and onto the floor of the Republican National Convention this evening.

He ended up in the "cheap seats" during Senator John McCain's speech.

When McCain referred to Moore and his lies, Moore flashed the "'L' for Loser" sign at him.

While McCain's tone was mostly conciliatory, he criticized Michael Moore, whose documentary film "Fahrenheit 9-11" attacks Bush over Iraq and has been popular with liberal audiences. Without mentioning Moore by name, McCain called him "a disingenuous film maker who would have us believe that Saddam's Iraq was an oasis of peace."
Maybe they shoulda hit him with a taser three or four times...reduce him to a quivvering mass of gelatin.

Oops, I forgot....he already is a quivvering mass of gelatin!

Posted by mhking at August 30, 2004 10:54 PM

You said mass - I thought Mass. I thought Ted Kennedy and John Kerry - which turned Mass. into Mass-of-two-.....

Sorry, that's just how my mind works on Monday.

Posted by: Joel (No Pundit Intended) at August 30, 2004 11:07 PM

Woo, we're a little snarky tonight, aren't we? I like it!

Posted by: Denise at August 31, 2004 04:13 AM

The poke at The Traitor was, by far, the crowning moment of McCain's speech. And who knows which of the two was more surprised at the crowd's reaction? I want footage of that moment running on a continuous loop on every screen in my home. Absolutely priceless.

I'll bet Moore's jewels were up in his throat when he went LIVE. Ha, ha, ha!!!

Posted by: Toby Petzold at August 31, 2004 05:05 AM
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