May 19, 2004

First, let's kill all the lawyers...

Remember Sgt. Hasan Akbar of the 101st Airborne?

He was the ass-clown that lobbed a grenade into a tent full of sleeping GIs shortly after the war started last year.

Sgt. Asshat had just converted to Islam, and was distraught (at least according to his family) over not being liked by his fellow soldiers. So he blew them up.

Sgt. Butthole's civilian lawyers have already won a change of venue from Ft. Campbell, KY (where the 101st is located), to Ft. Bragg, NC. Now they want to change venue again.

They want to not only move it away from Ft. Bragg, but out of US Army jurisdiction. They claim that the publicity would unduly influence an Army judicial officer, and would prefer one from another branch of the service.

I prefer what Allan over at Barking Moonbat suggests.

What would General Patton do in this situation? Let's ask him .......

"General Patton, what should we do with this man?"

"TAKE THIS MENTALLY RETARDED CRETIN OUTSIDE, STAND HIM UP AGAINST THE WALLAND SHOOT HIS SORRY ASS! THEN SHOOT HIS FUCKING LAWYER TOO."

"Sir, yes sir!"

Case closed.

'Nuff said.

Posted by mhking at May 19, 2004 11:12 PM
Comments

"Unduly influence?" Another service? Like the Navy's gonna be any nicer to this slime because he's ARMY? Hysterical.

Posted by: maura at May 22, 2004 11:22 AM

In the US today it is undoubtedly true that the law has no relationship with justice. If George Washington had been his commanding general, he would have been hung immediately. That's not cruel and unusual. It is justice!

Posted by: Ford McLain at October 28, 2004 02:54 PM
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